Terms of service

1. Agreement to Terms

Using this website means you accept these terms automatically. Browsing, clicking, purchasing — all of it counts as agreement.

If you’re under the legal age in your country or not authorized to make purchases, leave the site.

2. All Sales Are Final

Let’s be clear:

NO RETURNS.
NO EXCHANGES.
NO REFUNDS.

Once an order is placed, it’s locked in. This includes:

  • Wrong size

  • Changed your mind

  • Ordered by mistake

  • Didn’t read the product description

That’s on you.

By checking out, you acknowledge that all items are sold as-is and final sale.

3. Product Info & Accuracy

We do our best to show products accurately, but:

  • Colors may vary by screen

  • Sizing is your responsibility to review

  • Product availability can change at any time

We reserve the right to update, modify, or discontinue products without notice.

4. Orders & Payments

By placing an order, you confirm:

  • Your billing and shipping info is correct

  • You’re authorized to use the payment method

  • You understand and accept our NO REFUND policy

We reserve the right to cancel any order for suspected fraud, abuse, or violations of these terms.

5. Shipping & Delivery

We work hard to get your order packed and shipped as quickly as possible.

Shipping times provided at checkout are estimates, not guarantees, and may vary due to carrier delays, weather, customs, or other factors outside our control.

Once your order has been shipped:

  • You’ll receive a tracking number when available

  • Responsibility for the package transfers to the carrier

  • We are not able to control delays after dispatch

Please double-check your shipping address before completing checkout. If an incorrect address is provided, we cannot be responsible for misdelivered packages.

6. Damaged or Incorrect Items

If we mess up, we’ll look at it.

You must contact us within 7 days of delivery at
support@theoppositeofclean.com with:

  • Your order number

  • Clear photos of the issue

If approved, we may offer a replacement or store credit at our discretion.
Refunds are not issued.

7. Chargebacks

Filing a chargeback without contacting us first violates these terms.

We will dispute chargebacks with:

  • Proof of delivery

  • These Terms of Service

  • Our No Refund Policy

Abuse of chargebacks may result in a permanent ban from future purchases.

8. Intellectual Property

Everything on this site — designs, graphics, logos, photos, text — belongs to theoppositeofclean.com.

Don’t copy it.
Don’t resell it.
Don’t use it without permission.

Legal action will be taken if necessary.

9. Site Abuse & Conduct

You agree not to:

  • Break laws

  • Scam or defraud

  • Interfere with site security

  • Post false or misleading information

We reserve the right to block access or cancel orders if you violate these terms.

10. Limitation of Liability

To the maximum extent allowed by law, theoppositeofclean.com is not liable for:

  • Indirect or incidental damages

  • Losses from use or misuse of products

  • Issues beyond our control

All products are provided “as is” with no warranties.

11. Governing Law

These terms are governed by the laws of [Your State/Country]. Any disputes will be handled under those laws — nowhere else.

12. Changes to Terms

We can update these terms at any time. Once posted, they’re effective immediately.

Continuing to use the site means you accept the changes.

13. Contact

Questions? Ask before you buy.

Email: support@theoppositeofclean.com
Website: https://theoppositeofclean.com

If you want, I can:

  • Make it even harsher / shorter

  • Add a checkout disclaimer sentence

  • Write a matching Privacy Policy

  • Add a “Final Sale” banner text for your product pages